Sunday, September 18, 2011

AwardsAndShit:ThePrimetimeEmmy'sAirTONIGHT


SCHWING!

As many of you know, the Primetime Emmy's air tonight.  I'm actually pretty excited to watch them, for a few reasons.

First of all, the incredible Jane Lynch is hosting.  I've been a big fan of Jane for a while, ever since I saw her in Best in Show, which is ridiculously funny.

Secondly, there is some really great talent nominated tonight.  Tina Fey, Jane Krakowski, and Alec Baldwin all received noms. for their work on the incomparable 30 Rock.  I'm hoping at least one of them takes home the golden winged statue, because truthfully, they really deserve it.

I'm hoping some of the Mad Men nominees win as well.  It's truly the best drama on TV currently, and from at least the last 5 years.  

Also, Kate Winslet and a bunch of her co-stars from Mildred Pierce are nominated as well, and I predict they clean up house.  It really was quite well made.

Anyway, tune in tonight and check it out.  I'm sure as hell going too.  Check back later for updates on the winners.

ALittleLate:ILoveTheDisneyMovieTangled


Yeah, I said it.

I love the movie Tangled and I honestly don't care who knows it.  

Tangled, a modern take on the classic fairy tale Rapunzel, was made in 2010 and is honestly not only a great animated flick, but a great movie in general.  It was also Disney's 50th animated movie, so thats pretty cool too.

The movie is similar to most Diz films when speaking of the narrative and of course, a few good old fashion musical numbers.  Some of which were nominated for the Oscar for best orig. song.

Anyway, it star's Mandy Moore and Zachary Levi, and it is definitely worth watching.  GO RENT IT NOW.

PS: Does anyone out there watch Zach Levi's show CHUCK?  I really want to catch an ep, it looks prit-E cool.


Tuesday, September 13, 2011

GodDangSheThick:ChristinaHendricksEdition


Holy Shit.

I was reading through some of the film sites I obsess over, when I stumbled across the press photos from the premiere of Foot Face herself (Sarah Jessica Parker's), new film entitled "I Don't Know How She Does It".  Coincidentally, it also stars Mad Men's Christina Hendricks.  

I don't know what's hotter...her globular, tig bitties, or the fact that she looked in the mirror prior to leaving, realized her gentle areolas were just barely grazing her chin, yet felt no shame and provided masturbatory photographs for men around the world.  

She should get some sort of community service award or some shit.

AQuickMessageFromYoursTruly

Hi everyone!

I just wanted to type a quick message to apologize to all of you readers out there.  I moved home from LA and became so busy with figuring out plans for the fall(I'm a slight procrastinator) that I had to take a hiatus from the blog.  However, I do have good news.

First of all, starting today, I will be continuing the blog.  I solemnly swear I am up to no good.  God, I miss Harry Potter.  

However, I can officially say that within a few months, I will be turning the blog into a full blown film and television site.  There will be reviews, casting bulletins, and the other weird shit I seem to obsess over.

I will post bulletins of the sites developments as they are, uh, developed.

Anyway, welcome back, I've missed y'all.


Saturday, August 13, 2011

ITSaBIRDitsaPLANE:ItsHenryCavilAsTheNew Superman


'Ello there mates.  Sorry for the recent lack of postage, it's just that I was traveling back home for the remainder of my summer and I am finally now situated and am getting back to biz-niz.

Above, is the first released image of Henry Cavil portraying Superman in upcoming Zack Snyder film, Man of Steel.

Not so much to go on but at least he looks a great deal like Clark Kent from the comic books.  I once heard that 90 percent of getting cast in a certain film or television role depends upon having the right look for the part, and that the rest is good delivery.  Just a fun fact of the day from Lyle's bank of irrelevant and useless facts.

Regardless, let's just hope for a good Superman flick, because the last one bit the big one.

On a side note, however...

Can we have a few non-superhero, non-sequel, non threequel, non-reboots, for a change? Don't get me wrong, I love all of those sectors of film, but an original concept wouldn't hurt anybody.

Friday, August 5, 2011

YourFirstLook:AnneHathawayAsCatWoman


Sick!

The first image of Anne Hathaway as Cat Woman in Chris Nolan's third and final installment of the Batman film franchise, has finally hit the web.

Obviously, it's not much to go on, especially since it was the only picture released, but I still think it tells us a few things.

First of all, its clear that Nolan decided to not go with the whole, cat ears and cup o' milk schtick that all of his predecessors did.  I actually like that he is taking it in a more "realistic" direction as apposed to making the character look like she's wearing a halloween costume.

Secondly, Anne looks HOT AS HELL.  I can't even see her face but I don't even care.  I usually don't find Anne to have that certain sexy X factor, but her on the bike in all leather is an A+ on my grading scale.

Also, is that Batman's motorcycle?  I'm pretty sure it is, which makes me wonder if CatNips over there stole that shit, or if she plays an ally to Bruce Wayne and is simply borrowing it.

Can't wait until The Dark Knight Rises comes out.  I need another film to bring joy to my world since Harry Potter is over....forever.....


I need serious professional help.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Don'tMessWithPamsFace:KristenBauerTalksHer TrueBloodStoryArc


Kristen Bauer, who plays Pam on True Blood, sat down for an interview at Comic-Con this week to discuss Pam's upcoming skin debacles, as well as her character and where she's headed.

Obviously, she doesn't give too much away, as I'm sure Alan Ball would choke a bitch out, but she still provides some very interesting insight to her character, as well as the intense process she goes through to get her fucked up face on.  

The test alone took nine ahoras! Holy Crap!



I'm loving this interview.  Below is a clip from tonight's upcoming True Blood, just so you can see what she's talking about, incase you don't already know.




FirstLook:LeaMicheleAsDorothyOfOz


Next year, an animated film entitled Dorothy of Oz will be released, staring none other then the leading triple threat of HollyHood, Lea Michele.

Above is a photo of the character.  Yes, there's not much going on, but still, interesting to get an early look at artistic direction of the film.

Plus, with Lea singing, it's sure to have some itunes chart toppers on its soundtrack.

Wacha Think Fools?


StalkerForADay:LyleMeetsLindsayLohan...AtHer House?


Alright, let me just say this before we begin...

Hi, my names Lyle, and I'm a complete stalker.

Acknowledging you have a problem is the first step on the road to recovery...

Alright, alright, all kidding aside, here's how shit went down.

So today, my good friend Leanne and I decided to go to Venice for breakfast, which I ended up not partaking in because the chef would not put cheese in the eggs.

I know right, who does that shit?

Regardless, afterwards we decided to walk around Abbot Kinney Boulevard , which for those of you not familiar with Los Angeles, is a street in Venice with a bunch of cool, low-key stores, restaurants, and bars.

Now, my friend can really shop and I quickly grew tired of it.  It was then that I had a genius idea, gifted from the gods themselves, enter my cranium.  

Lindsay Lohan lives in Venice.  Score.

So I left Leisel to do her shopping, and decided to walk by Casa de Crazy, just to see if I could catch a glimpse of her, because as you all know, I have a soft spot in  my aortic pump for Ms. Lohan.  

 I may or may not have googled her address....

Anyway, I walked by her house, which was kind of cool but nothing extravagant.  I took a quick glance at the front of the place, didn't see so much as a red puebo hair, and decided to keep walking in order to retain some level of shame.

So instead of turning around, I decided just to walk down the back of her street, just because it made more sense then walking all the way back down the front.

And then, I saw her.  

Ahhh, the luck o' the Irish Jewish.

There she was, 50 feet ahead of me, with two assistants, carrying garment bags, loading them into "her" Audi SUV.

My knees gave out a little, not going to lie to you guys.

So I kept walking forward, even though I was pretty scared.  She's from long island yo.  Them bitches ain't afraid to start shit, especially with stalkers over zealous fans.  

When I got closer, I heard that raspy crack voice we all know and love so much, saying something along the lines of "Oh shit I forgot something inside".  I decided this was my window of opportunity.

So I basically screamed at her, "I'm a huge fan", which for some reason is my go-to when I meet a celebrity.  I think it's because I always get so excited I forget all the witty things I really want to say to them.  Damn you, social anxiety.

She didn't realize someone was talking to her at first, but her assistants looked at me like I was fucking Sasquatch.  When she realized what I had said, she gave me a "Oh, Thanks so much".  Slightly rude, but still, she does have a lot on her plate, and has been famous since she was like 5, so I get it.  Still, it was clear that I would not be asking for a photo, even though I really wanted too.  

I will say this, however....

She looks really hot in person.  Not like a crack head.  At all.

So yeah, in conclusion, I have no shame, met the first actress I fell in love with as a child, and am seriously debating becoming a paparazzo.  

Solid.














Saturday, July 23, 2011

OhYeahIForgot:KristenStewart'sAlsoPlayingSnowWhite


The first promotional images of Kristen Stewart as Snow White were released at Comic-Con this weekend.

As you probably know if you read this blog, Lily Collins is also starring as Snow White, however (and obviously) in a different film.  

I'm not sure which one looks more appealing...

Hear me out...


Lily looks beautiful, but isn't that cliche? Yes, of course she's be-yewt-a-full, she's playing Snow Fuckity White.  But I actually am digging Stewart's Joan of Arc vibe she's rocking.  I feel like the Kristen Stewart version will be darker and edgier, where as Lily's will follow protocol.  

Only time will tell, but I'm interested to see which one beats the other at the box office.  Kristen's box office value is such an enigma, because 14 year old girls with twilight boners hate and love her at the same time.

Also starring in the K.Stew version is Charlize Theron as the Queen, Chris Hemsworth (Thor) as the Huntsman, and Sam Claflin as The Prince.  Pictures below.




What do you think?  Not bad right?  Totally diggin' the dark aesthetic so far.

PS: Click on the pictures to see them a lil bigga.




BeyondDevastating:AmyWinehouseFoundDead


I'm honestly just so damn sad right now...

According to reports, one of the most talented singers ever, Amy Winehouse, has passed away.  Here's the official statement:

"Police were called by London Ambulance Service to an address in Camden Square NW1 shortly before 16.05hrs today, Saturday 23 July, following reports of a woman found deceased. 

On arrival officers found the body of a 27-year-old female who was pronounced dead at the scene. 

Enquiries continue into the circumstances of the death. At this early stage it is being treated as unexplained." 

Unexplained? Lets take a wild guess as to how she died.....

Just another example of how the hard stuff can ruin your life.  Fame and Money are great, just maybe not in the hands of an addict.

I'll miss you Amy, and I think its such a shame that second album never got made, I'm sure it would have been a huge comeback for you.

In remembrance, Let's have a look at one of my favorite Amy songs, Tears Dry On Their Own.



I'll Miss You Amy.

PS: Take Note Lohan.

Friday, July 22, 2011

FirstLook:MyFutureWifeLilyCollinsAsSnowWhite


This is the first official picture of Lily Collins as Snow White, in the yet to be titled, Relativity Media produced, fairy tale flick.

Listen...

I don't get it at all.

But on the other hand....

L.Col is just so hot, she could wear as many weird outfits as the one above, and I'd still kiss her toes.  

No I'm kidding, I hate feet.  But you get the idea. 

PS: Julia Roberts plays the evil fat batch queen, and Armie Hammer, who played the Winklevoss Twins in The Social Network, plays Prince Charming.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

TheTrailerPark:TheAmazingSpiderManEdition


Finally yo.

At last, the trailer for the new Spider Man movie, The Amazing Spider Man, has finally hit the interweb. 

It actually looks really good, at least from what I can see so far.

The casting in this movie alone is ridonk.  The guy playing Spidey is named Andrew Garfield, who many of you will know as Eduardo from The Social Network.  He's a british actor, but a damn good one at that, so I have the upmost confidence that he will pull it off with flying colors.

The supporting cast includes Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy, Martin Sheen and Sally Field as Ben and May Parker, Dennis Leary as George Stacy, and finally.....

Rhys Ifans as The Lizard, who is the main villain of the film.  Ifans played Xenophilius Lovegood in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Uno, and did quite a bang up job, so I'm more then excited to see him in another blockbuster role.  Oddly enough, Steve Kloves, the screenwriter for 7 out of the 8 HP films, is also a writer on this movie too.  

Oh Hollywood, you small, small world.  The movie comes out July 3rd, 2012.

Take a look ya filthy animals.




Tuesday, July 19, 2011

TheFinalReview:HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallowsPart2


Where do I even begin...

Best. Movie. Ever.

Okay, so obviously I loved it, which I knew I would regardless of the quality of the movie, just because how near and dear these films and books are to my heart.

Ralph Fiennes was just too good.  Seriously, he is Voldemort.  I loved the scene when he realizes Harry&Co. are hunting the Horcruxes, and then he goes nuts and kills everyone.  Then you see him walking hauntingly with his snake, feet covered in blood, preparing for what soon turns out to be the most epic  movie battle of all time.  He was phenomenal. 

Harry was great too.  The last two films of the series definitely showcased his acting ability to the fullest.  I have to be honest, I think out of the three leads, he's probably the least talented actor, but he really proved to me that he can step his game up when its needed.  Mazel.

Rupert Grint as Ron was, as always, very funny.  I think he will have a long career, because not only has he shown that he can nail the comedic roles without a thought, but in this last installment, he really showcased his dramatic capabilities.  

Emma.

My sweet, sweet Emma.

I just love her so much, that literally, if she walked on set drooling and repeatedly farting instead of saying her lines, I would think she should still win an Oscar.  That being said, she really was fantastic.  There's this one part as Harry departs for the Forbidden Forest to face death, and Hermione, while holding back tears, says, "I'll go with you".  No joke, I cried like a little baby bitch.

Alan Rickman as Severus Snape was probably the strongest performance of the entire movie.  He really was just flawless.  As I'm writing this, I literally just got chills thinking about the part in the film that shows his past memories.  It was like, just so friggen sad.  

But that's what so great about the Potter flicks.  From the start, they had such seasoned adult actors to balance the fresh young faces of the leads, that it was almost a guarantee that the films would be well received critically.  Obviously, there was no worry about the movies making money, and they could have just thrown any old actor in the parts but instead, they went for quality, and I respect that.

Also, Maggie Smith as Prof. Mcgonagall had some great, chill inducing scenes, as did Matthew Lewis as the unsung hero, Neville Longbottom.  

HOWEVER.  I do have a few issues with the film.

Was it just me, or did anybody else feel like the movie went a little too quickly?  Granted, the second half of the book, of which this movie was based off of, moved fast as well, but still, I felt like they needed more dramatic pauses in certain places.

Another thing that bothered me?  Molly Weasley's famous line ("Not my daughter you Bitch) was SO underplayed.  In the book, the battle between Molly and Bellatrix is meant to be a huge deal.  I just felt like they rushed through it rather quickly, and that it didn't get its proper send off. 

Also, Fred Weasley's death was like, non existent.  Yes, I know, you see him dead on the floor and the family cries for about thirty seconds, but in the novel, it was like a SERIOUS deal.  If my memory serves me correctly, I might have shed a tear or two when I read it for the first time.  I barely even realized he was dead in the movie.

Lastly, I didn't love the way Voldemort finally died.  I really wanted Harry to send a curse directly at his chest, and then have Voldy himself implode in a dramatic fashion.  Instead, the snake dies, the wand flies to Harry's hand, and Voldy goes moldy and flakes away like a pile of ash.  

Regardless of those few issues, I really did love the film.  It was almost exactly as I imagined it, and the performances of all of the characters were truly incredible.  I'm really hoping that HP7p2 gets some Oscar nominations this year.  In previous years, they have been looked over and regarded as children's films, but I think this time, they might get some Academy love. 

If you haven't seen it, which I highly doubt considering it made more money on its opening weekend than ANY OTHER MOVIE IN HISTORY, go now.  Drop whatever you're doing and get your fat arse to the movie theater.  I promise you, it is more then worth it.


BESTnewsEVER:CaptainPlanetGoesHollywood

YES.

Let me start by saying I totally had this idea a few months ago.  Bible. 

When I say bible I mean like, I swear.  I wanted to write Torah, if only for my mothers sake, but I figured nobody would understand what I meant....

Moving right along...

Cartoon Network, who is expanding its way into the film market, has just inked a deal with Don Murphy, the producer of Transformers, to create a live action film version of the classic 90's environmental cartoon, Captain Planet.

Ligit, me and my cousin used to be addicted to this show like it was our juvenile crack cocaine.  

Until one time, we were watching with her new kitten, and then my dad threw a newspaper stack from the upstairs balcony, that petrified the kitten...

........And then the cat took a heaping shit all over my arm. 

Needless to say, I never saw Captain Planet again.  Or that cat.  Because I killed it.



If anyone hears of any auditions for the Captain's Planeteers, let me know.  I can do a mean foreign accent.





ComedyGold:ReginaHallAsBrendaMeeks


So here's the deal.

Regina Hall, who is most famous for playing Brenda Meeks in the Scary Movie films, is really just too flippin' funny.

On the real, I'm currently watching the first Scary Movie, and I honestly forgot how underrated she really is as a comedic actress.

PLEASE watch the entire clip below, I promise it's worth it.
On a side note, when I was like 10, I some how convinced my mother Shanay(real name Renee) to take me to see Scary Movie when it came out in theaters.  As I was a youngin, I needed adult supervision.

I may or may not have left out the description of the film during my intense persuasion attempts.  

Regardless, we went, and about half way through, my mother burst in to tears, attempted to drag me by the ear out of the cinema, and repeatedly uttered the phrase "Oh helllllllll to the no".

Alright, fine....

 I made that last part up, but she was not pleased.  


It's like, calm down Sally Beth, a dick joke here and there isn't going to kill you. 




Monday, July 18, 2011

RandomNewObsession:DaniaRamirezEdition


Yowza.

Today, I was flipping through the HBO channels and came across a few episode marathon of Entourage.  

When it comes to Entourage, I'm indifferent.  I used to love it a lot, but then it got a little stale.  Will Vince do the movie? Will Vince not do the movie?  

Who gives a fuck.  Not I.

However, the one thing positive thing I will always say about this show, is that they constantly have the hottest actresses, known and unknown, guest starring on the series.  

In the last season, which is what I was watching, Dania Ramirez played Turtles love interest.  

Holy Shit, you guys...

She's seriously the hottest thing I've ever seen.  I know, I know, I say that about every actress, but seriously, she's to infinity and beyond.  

I actually knew of her before Entourage though.  I don't know if anybody remembers X-Men:The Last Stand, but she played Callisto, the main antagonist to Halle Berry's Storm.

Here's hoping we get to see a lot more of her.

Literally.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

AQuickMessageFromYoursTruly


Hi to all my FWIMC followers, and welcome to the end of your childhood.

I just wanted to write a quick post to apologize for the lack of posts, but today, as I'm assuming you know, is the day we all have been waiting for.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 comes out tonight at midnight, and as I have been in literal pain waiting for this film to come out, my mind and focus has been elsewhere.

First of all, I want to thank the actors, writers, producers, and of course, Ms. J.K Rowling for blessing us with the most imaginative, original, and truly beautiful film/book series.  I have grown up with Harry, Ron, and Hermione, and as sad as I am that it is over, I couldn't be happier to have had these characters in my noggin for the last 11 or so years.

Second of all, I want to thank all of my readers out there.  I know not all of you are Potterfreaks like I am, so thanks for sticking by and enduring the relentless trail of HP posts.  I promise that from here on out, there will be significantly less Potter postage. 

Except of course for the film review...

And any press that comes out about any of the stars...or writers...or producers...

And when I get a craving to post pictures of my future wife, Ms. Watson.....

Alright, scratch that.  I can't promise anything, commitment scares me.

Anyway, to wrap this shit up, thanks again for being as loyal as you have been.  My web traffic has been at an all time high since relocating to Los Angeles, and there's only you guys to thank!

So tonight, as your childhood comes to a close, and you realize its time to grow up....

Cry in a corner? I ain't your therapist, bitch.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

TheTrailerPark:SherlockHolmes2Edition


Guy Ritchie's newest flick, the sequel to Sherlock Holmes starring Robert Downey Junya, has released it's first trailer, and so far, so good.

For the most part, it looks like similar gags and humor from the first movie, but I don't necessarily think thats a bad thing.  I found the first to be entertaining at the very least, so if this one follows that same pattern, I would be completely fine with it.  

The best part about this movie to me is the casting.  Professor Moriarty is being played by Jared Harris, otherwise known as Lane Price on AMC's MadMen.  He's a dope actor and perfect for the part, so hopefully he lives up to expectations.  Originally it was rumored that Brad Pitt would be playing the role, but I think Harris was the way to go.  Pitt's too GQ to be playing a professor.  Ya dig?  
Also, the lead female role is being played by Noomi Rapace, a Swedish actress made famous for originating the role of Lisbeth Salander in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.  She won numerous awards and rave reviews for her portrayal, so I'm sure she will be more than satisfactory.  I did read that prior to obtaining the role in Sherlock Holmes 2, Noomi spoke ZERO english, so she hired an english and speech teacher and worked that shit out.  That's some serious devotion.  Here's hoping this role proves to be her break through to american audiences.  

Take a look yo.



MyFavoriteGinger:DeborahAnnWoll/JessicaFrom Trueblood


Let me start by letting y'all in on a little theory I have...

I have this notion that if your born female, beautiful, and as a ginga' ninja, you're guaranteed to be a star, or at least achieve some level of fame or notoriety.   

Seriously, think about it.

Have you ever met a red head in real life who was crazy beautiful? No, you have not, because they're all famous.

Scientific workability, people...That's my motto.

Regardless, I was just watching the latest Trueblood episode for about the 15th time, and all I can think about, besides Fiona Shaw's incredible and creepy as fuck performance, is how hot Jessica got. She's portrayed by Deborah Ann Woll, who just signed on to star in a follow up film to Little Miss Sunshine, entitled He Loves Me. Granted, she was always a pretty girl, but now its at a whole different level.  Let's just hope the carpet doesn't match the drapes because nobody likes a fire crotch.  Fact.


Can I get an Amen? 




Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Qwotes:MilaKunisGQedition


"Put me at a table with five guys making dick jokes and I will be right there with them. And, uh, I’m on Family Guy. I’ve been on that show for so long that I don’t get grossed out by anything. But I’ve never had an experience where it’s been a bunch of dudes making dick jokes and I was like, “Oh, there go the boys. I’m going to go get a pedicure and be back in an hour.”

-The Perfect Woman, Mila Kunis



AnotherHarryBulletin:MsWatsonOnLetterman


Last noche, Emma Twatson appeared on the David Letterman Show to promote the one, the only, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2.

In the interview, she discusses a wide array of topics.  For the most part, there are a lot of the same questions being asked that she's been answering since the press conferences for HP7p2 began, like "How did you first land the role of Hermione Jean Granger?" and "You've played Hermione for over half your life" yadda yadda yadda.  There is one part where Dave asks her about Daniel Radcliffe's previous alcoholism, and then moves on to asking her if she ever partakes in controlled substances, to which she responds by getting completely flustered in the most adorable way possible.

I love you Emma.  No love potion needed.

...even if it does look like someone shrink wrapped your head into a used condom for this interview.  

Take a gander, definitely worth it.




GothamCitysFallingDown:NewDarkKnightRises PosterReleased/NewSherlockHolmesInfo


Can I get a HELL YEAH?

The first official Dark Knight Rises poster has been released, and may I be the first to say that the design team behind this poster really deserves some sort of award that they give to graphic designers and shit.  It really is pretty genius.  

Not only that, but as the Batman franchise is under Warner Brothers, before HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART TWO, there will be the first official 90 second trailer.  

NOT ONLY THAT, but as the Sherlock Holmes movies are also under Warner Brothers, a teaser trailer for the new SH will be played before 'Arry as well.

So in conclusion, we have a rad new poster, three days until 'Arry Potteh, and two sick trailers to look forward to before our world is rocked by the final installment of a franchise that I can only describe as my childhood.




Monday, July 11, 2011

ComedicReviews:HorribleBossesEdition

So the other day I went to see Horrible Bosses after a long day of class, hoping to relieve some stress with some old fashion belly laughs.  

While I certainly found certain aspects of the movie very funny, there were definitely some disappointments.  But let's start with the good parts.

First of all, I found Jennifer Aniston's role to be one of the best parts of the film.  Granted, it was an extreme shock to hear the words (sorry mom) "finger-bang" and "pussy" depart from the lips of America's sweetheart, but I think that's what I found so humorous about it.  It was a complete departure from what she has been cranking out for the last five years, so I found it nice to see her in such a different role.  The critics haven't  responded so well to her performance, but in this rare instance, I disagree.  

Plus, she looks ridiculously hot.  I won't go into details, but there's a scene where she shows some serious side boob.  

Moving right along..

I also found the chemistry between the three male leads to be excellent.  It was very clear to me that filming this movie must have been super fun, because you could just tell that there was a real friendship between these actors off screen, which isn't always the case.

Now for the bad part.

This really kills me to say, but I actually found Charlie Day to be the least funny out of the three leads.  Granted, as my readers know, I have recently become obsessed with It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, so my expectations were extremely high.  Don't get me wrong, he was still very funny, but I suppose I was expecting him to be more like his Sunny character.

Overall, I would give the movie a B+.  I would still even recommend seeing it in theaters if you have yet to do so, because it is funny.  It's just not exactly the level of humor I was hoping for.





Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Best.Interview.Ever:RowlingTalksKeyPointsOf HPFilms


Let me preface this post by saying to all of the non Harry fans that I am abundantly sorry for the copious amounts of HP posts that have been going on.  It's just that with the new film set to be released in NINE days, so much has been leaked onto the internet and I just can't resist.  This is the last film, so they're pushing the promotional wagon prettttttttty hard.

That being said, if you're not a Harry fan, we really can't be friends...

No, fine,  I'll let it slide...This time only though..

This ain't no soup kitchen fools.

Regardless of your fandom status, please just watch the video.  I promise you, hearing the passion and intelligence in this woman's voice will be enough to make it worth your while. 



Tuesday, July 5, 2011

DoubleBooked:CharlieSheenROASTsameNightAs KutcherReplacesHim


Awkward.

Due to the fact that Charlie Sheen is a crack head, he has agreed to do a Comedy Central Roast, more than likely because the pay is going to be ridonkulous, and all of his millions were blown on blow and blowjobs.  

Bummer.  But it gets better..

As I'm sure most of you know by now, Charlie Sheen went on a looney tooney nose dive, got fired from Two and a Half Men, and basically sank himself deep into the shitter.  Then, it was announced that Ashton Kutcher was going to replace Charlie on the sitcom, after Charlie's character dies.

Burn.

But here's the real kicker...

The Comedy Central Roast AND Ashton's Two and a Half Men premiere, have been booked on the same day.  

I kid you not.

Sepetember 19th is the date, so whether you're going to watch Charlie get skewered or Ashton try his best to be funny, set your Tivo. 

Or, if you're like me, and you frankly could give two and a half shits, there will probably be something mildly entertaining on The Disney Channel.  

Yes okay!? I love Wizards of Waverly Place and you're not going to persuade me otherwise.  




AnotherButterBeerPlease:DanielRadcliffeHadA DrinkingProblem


According to British GQ, Daniel Radcliffe a.k.a Harry Potta', had a drinking problem while filming the latter half of the Harry Potter film series, primarily during the sixth movie.  Here's the quote:

"I became so reliant on [alcohol] to enjoy stuff, there were a few years there when I was just so enamoured with the idea of living some sort of famous person’s lifestyle that really isn’t suited to me."

He continues:

"I’m actually enjoying the fact I can have a relationship with my girlfriend where I’m really pleasant and I’m not [bleeping] up totally all the time. As much as I would love to be a person that goes to parties and has a couple of drinks and has a nice time, that doesn’t work for me. I do that very unsuccessfully. I’d just rather sit at home and read, or go out to dinner with someone, or talk to somebody I love, or talk to somebody that makes me laugh. There’s no shame in enjoying the quiet life."

So, basically, we can all blame Daniel for ruining the sixth movie.  He was all like, wahhhhhh where's my nimbus two thousand, and they were like, pshhhh whateva yo.

No I'm just kidding around. Sort of.  

Listen, addiction is a real problem.  

That being said, the sixth movie really sucked big time, so I am glad that he got his shit together in time for Deathly Hallows.

10 days and counting! 





Friday, July 1, 2011

July15thCantComeSoonEnough:ANOTHERsick SCENEfromHP7partDeuxHitsWeb


Holy Gringotts Harry.

Yet another scene has been released on the internet, this time featuring my favorite trio of wizards and their stoutly goblin counterpart, Griphook, breaking into the Lestrange vault.

Have a looksie.


I know.

I literally have watched this thirty six times, and each time it just gets better and better.

If this scene, as well as the one posted yesterday, is any indication of what we can expect from HP7part2, I think it's safe to say it's going to be the best Potter flick of all time.

So if you're a HP fan, watch the clip.  Even if you're not, watch it, read the books, watch the movies, and get ready, because in 15 days, it is truly the end of an era.

I have to get started on my costume.  I'm thinking a Gryffindor sweater set and pleated dress robes.  Thoughts?


Too much? Whatever.