She's the Sweetest Bitch You'll Ever Meet, So Sweet That She'll....

....Spread her  oddly dark tinted anus and share it with the world.

Maybe you can't tell, but I don't love the Jersey Shore.  The show I mean, because I love me some Margate in the Summer, but I digress..

I do watch the show from time to time, but I do my best to avoid tuning in on each episodes premiere, pretty much just to not give them any extra ratings.  I don't get why it's so popular.  Granted, Snookie's mental capacity (or should I say lack-there-of) is enough to keep me watching, but The Situation makes my skin crawl, especially when he said he planned on winning an oscar one day, which i found to be the only funny thing he has ever said.  Pauly D's funny, same goes for Vinny.  Jenny Wow has got one of the sexiest albeit purchased bodies around, and I almost like the fact that I would be sure of two things if and after we had schporked:

1)  That the rash and itch was, in fact, the herp.

2)  Having a girl make you bleed is kind of a turn on.

Deanna Nicole is one hundred percent Gremlin at this point, I'm pretty sure.  When the sitch sent her and snooks to NYC in a cab, and she refers to herself as the meatball, I peed ma self a wee lil bit.

  And then there's Sam and Ron.  They are fucking annoying.  Ron's a dirt bag who shaves his pits and Sam is a desperate slore with a rotted crustacean faschty and slighty asiatic EYES.

Anyway, Today a naked pic has been circulating of Sammi SwEEt <3 (doesn't that seem to be how she would type her name?)  

UPDATE: I TOOK DOWN THE PICTURE JUST BECAUSE I COULDN'T HELP BUT 

FEEL IT WAS A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO HAVE IT UP.  HERE IS A LINK IF YOU WANT TO TAKE A GANDER AT HER VAJANDER.

CLICK HERE(NSFW)

To all of the young ladies out there, who's patch is fuming with hormones as they send pictures of their crevice's to their boy friends, a word of advice;

WE WILL SHOW THAT PICTURE TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF OUR FRIENDS.  LITERALLY, NO FRIEND WILL GO UNTURNED.  IF YOU DONT WANT IT SHOWN, DON'T DOCUMENT IT.  ONCE IT'S ON THE INTER WEB, ITS ON THERE FOR GOOD.

One time my friend showed me this video of a girl from her school getting porked roughly in a bathroom at a club, as her hand sloshed in and around a puddle of piss and she moaned in delight.  Unforch-un-it-lee for the girl, she didn't realize she was being video taped from above the stall (even though she basically looks directly into the lens on more the one occasion) and now, for the rest of her life, she will be known as that girl who took it hard in the bathroom covered in the urine of drunken college club goers.

And Scene.