Now I know I don't usually post about random celeb gossip and pictures and shit, but this was just too classic.
Gwen's cool ass kid was at the park with his papa Gavin Rossdale, when he felt a shimmer down below after viewing the creamy buttamilk skin of this delicate flower seen next to him. First of all, I respect him for his foray into older woman. He clearly likes his women mature.
I do have to say this though, wtf is wrong with Gwen and Gavin for putting their child in Gwen's jeans from '98? Thats grounds for getting beat the fuck up. On one hand I feel like he's the trendiest child I've ever seen, but on the other hand, a slightly edgy, albeit androgynous, female child prostitute.
Sidenote: I told my mom the other day that sometimes, I think about having a child/children, just so I could scold it. Or beat it. Or just throw it down a well like Samara. Yes, I call children "It" on the reg.
Oh Samara, you sweet, candy-assed, hot bitch. I ain't mad atcha for it.
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