Lyle'sCelebSightings:VolumeUNO:AshleeSimpsonEdition

Listen, she made me want to LALA, on the kitchen AND the floor.

Earlier today, I ventured to the Fairfax Flea Market.  A vintage flea market right off of Melrose, it was a great place to find some cool antiques and some dope books.  I bought five books on Humphrey Bogart, Grace Kelly, Katherine Hepburn, Franky Sinatch', and the one and only James Dean, for 12 bucks!  Add in some antique keys, and I was a happy camper.

And then I saw her...

Since relocating to Los Angeles, I wondered who my first star sighting would be.  I had gone to a taping of the Chelsea Hander Show on my second or third day here in the City of Angels, but I don't count it for the fact that it was predetermined AND that I had previously met her in South Beach(Where she had her tatties hangin' out and told me I was, and I quote, "too cute").  

Anyway..

As I was looking through some books and other opportunities for impulse purchasing, I saw a young toddler with a HUGE mane of curly platinum hurrz.  

Shit was blinding.  

So then I look up at who's carrying said child, and immediately, I knew it was her.  I got so excited because years and years ago, Ashlee was the bombDOTcom.  Plus, I had recently heard that she was in talks for a new album.  

Regardless of what you say about the whole SNL debacle, home-slice had some top charting hits for a really long time.  Some real winna's.

So my first instinct was to stare and gape with my mouth open. 

And then once I realized I was being creepy, I went to turn away.

AND THEN I SAID FUCK IT.

So I turned around and said as she was passing me, "I can't wait for the new album", to which she turned around and said:

A: Thank you so much!

L:(Forget's what to say next)

(awkward pause)

L: (in one, rapid breath)ILoveyoualotWasaBIGfanWhatsYourPlanFortheRecordWhatsYourZodiacDoYouLikeThinMintsMEtoodfSGDJFKGOSDFvmdfgosjndifgoSDFASOVemloifjsdngoshnvonvfignfig.

DO YOU MIND TAKING A PICTURE?

Alright.....

Let me start off by saying that I was a tad bit excited.  Like I said, this was my first Star Sighting, and I was really happy about it yo.

That being said, TOTALLY geeked out.  I was like the kids who dress up as Wizards for the Harry Potter premieres.....Oh wait...

Regardless, she was probably the nicest person I've ever met, she put her child down so we could take a picture, that her really hot assistant was more the happy to take. We laughed, We cried, We complained that we looked like sweaty coke whores in the picture.

So basically we're best friends.

The End.