So I'm watching the Top Chef reunion and their talking about when Sesame Street came to set-and I noticed for the first time, Cookie M's got a fuckin' lazy e-ball.
Which led me to another thought..
When I was in the 7th grade, someone threw a cookie at me and it hit me in me eye, and then I had to leave school and go to an eye doc, only to find out that I had to have the cookie crumbs (that had nestled ever so gently into my cornea) extracted by way of a rusty pair o' tweezers. Then they numbed my eye with eye drops that if I used more than three times, would have melted my eye.
Anyway, it was super embarrassing. I had fucking choco-chiplettes in mi eyeball mate.
I feel for you Cook.
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