So here's what it is..
I have loved Lindsay from the moment I set my lil' green eyes upon hers when she was like 6 or whatever in The Parent Trap.
No joke, I'm pretty sure I thought she was the most beautiful specimen I had ever seen.
And then she went missing in action for a little while, and then she was in some Disney Channel Original Movies, and then she was in Freaky Friday, and then, it was Mean Girls.
And then, she became a crack head.
I put up with her nonsense because for the most part, she still looked like this:
But now a days, shit's gone a lil wonky.
She's had about 666 mug shots taken in the last year alone, stole a car and chased her assistant while raging on cocaine, had a DUI or two, or 30, was strapped with an alcohol monitoring bracelet which of course went off, and then she was given 35 days of house arrest.
If you don't follow, I don't blame you. I barely am keeping up and I'm writing this retarded post.
Anyway, I just want my old Lohan back. Sure, she looks 45 years young, and maybe her career isn't in the best spot, but who doesn't love a come back? I do.
So here's to you Lindsay, get your shit together girl. Wrap it up. Get a sweet acting gig, lay off the nose candy (and the meth while you're at it) and win that Oscar.
No I'm totally kidding that won't ever happen.
Sorry babe you're beat.
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